Top 5 things never to say in court

Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut.  Here is the list of the top 5 things you should not say in court, ever.

1. "This is total bullshit."
2. "Yeah? Well fuck you."
3. "As a muslim . . ."
4. "The drugs made me do it."
5. "Yeah, I'm guilty, so what?

Keep your temper and ask your attorney for further things you should not say.